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    Grave news

    On the eve of the death of our democracy, our beloved Janet Reno has died. Mourn with me, friends. Contemplate the timing as a sign of the end of times.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...l-dies-aged-78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinistral View Post
    On the eve of the death of our democracy, our beloved Janet Reno has died. Mourn with me, friends. Contemplate the timing as a sign of the end of times.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...l-dies-aged-78
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    Quote Originally Posted by OmegaflareX View Post
    Don't worry Sin, you have a new object of human hideousness. Elena Kagan will be a worthy heir.
    Indeed, from an attorney general to a supreme court justice. I suspect that Janet Reno really did not deport that Cuban boy. She had him captured so she could lay her eggs into him so her spawn could overcome and mutate the boy's body to become Elena Kagan. Janet knew that her days were numbered, but this ensured the survival of her species and perpetuate her species' position within the US justice system. This is in every way a form of evolution into superior life forms.
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    I forget what's Sin's deal with janet reno i remember it was something but too much drugs and booze can barely remember my own house address
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    I feel like GBA here has his act together at least a little more than Ramza ever did.

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    i don't eat at kfc so that's not possible thx you very much

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD BLESS AMERICA View Post
    i don't eat at kfc so that's not possible thx you very much
    Nah, that was Setz. Ramza was the guy who developed a serious enough drug addiction to melt down on the forums with before selling his laptop for more drugs.
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