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    Awesome FF6 Guide!

    None None bookmarkers2@yahoo.com to zeppelin@rpgclassics.com
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    I just wanted to say that you fucking suck and should STOP writing reviews on games you obviously know nothing about. Seriously, your self centered biased reviews get in the way of actually learning anything on the damn site. Also, no you're not a god. You're a fucking fag who thinks he's clever by trying to turn a rpg page into his personal blog. Really, it's a sign that you're nothing but a closet nerd . Next time, just write a decent review?
    Fucking scumbag.

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    Wait... someone who creates a shrine devoted to an SNES game is a CLOSET nerd!?

    Also, sorry to hear people are persecuting you for your homosexuality. Ever since you came out in April, people just haven't treated you the same way.

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    He got the fucking scumbag part right. The rest of it? Baseless.
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    Sounds like somebody has issues...

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    Sorry, I was PMSing. You're a bonafide, out of the closet nerd.

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    Way to post my e-mail.

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    When you gonna lemme hit that, zepp?
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    i saw the ff6 page...and learned that you answer to zeppy-kins?
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    The funny thing is that I find Zepp's FF6 shrine to be one of the more informative walkthroughs on the internet, while also being very entertaining. If anything, I'd say more guide writers should aspire to that.

    EDIT: I really wish he'd finish the damn thing though, and maybe add in the missing Cyan flashbacks (although it's not a huge deal; it's just that the one he doesn't mention is probably the coolest one).
    Last edited by Skankin' Garbage; 05-11-2009 at 03:51 PM.


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    You know what zepp, you suck even more for losing the Bill Murray avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VickiMints View Post
    You know what zepp, you suck even more for losing the Bill Murray avatar.
    Agreed, get with the program China-guy.


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    But that guide is awesome.. what's this person's deal?
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    Maybe he should've ignored Zepp's capsule reviews and sticked to just the information?

    (Granted, I have given up on Cyan because Zepp's guide tells me he sucks.)

    I think there were a few characters missing their info, though.

    Perhaps a GBA version touch-up would be necessary?
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    Mabat, I don't use Cyan not because zepp said he sucks, but because I think he sucks, lol. Not interested in debating, we all have our opinions. :)

    I would like to see some bonus dungeon strategy if someone's up for writing it.

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    Also, since Nintendo's religious reference and obscure weapon name guidelines are removed, Zepp's text takes a slight hit, say, when trying to use the colosseum guide

    "Strato?" "Aura?" "Sky Render?"
    More like,
    "Murasame" "Masamune" "Kiku-Ichimonji" etc.

    And to heck with Pearl, you've got Holy now.

    (Oh dear, now I remember FFIV: Short, Middle, Long, Ninja.. = Kunai, Ashura, Kotetsu, Kiku-Ichimonji..)
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    Cyan can beat tanks. Just FYI.

    Spoiler: I use him

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    I know you love Cyan and that he's your go-to guy for tank destruction. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeppelin
    After this scene, you decide it best to escape the hideout before the empire finds you. You grab a raft and head down the Lete River (translated to l4m3r as 31337 River).
    I knew it was a good idea to go and read some of his guide.

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    There are way too many good parts of this walkthrough.

    Well, it looks like ????? has now transformed into GIRL. Things are looking up. And will you look at that? You have been rescued by OLD MAN. Gotta love these names. Anyway, listen to OLD MAN, because OLD MEN are wise and always have lots of info. But OLD MEN also seem to like GIRLS, so if you see him drooling, then run.
    Go into the room and undo Celes' shackles (unless you're into that kind of thing, y'know). Then Locke will give his schpiel about how he will protect Celes...though if you ask me, Celes could probably wipe the floor with Locke's ass. And don't even think about stealing her clothes.
    Not only that, but Ultros gives you a time limit on how long you have to save the opera. He must have done some complex physics equations in order to come to the solution that it will take 5 minutes to push the weight off.
    There's a lot of other ones that require pictures, too. Look at the part of the walkthrough after the three scenarios, just before Terra goes nuts.


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    Spoiler: Magic (still) ROCKS!

    http://jamieobeso.blogspot.com/ (updated 7/26/08)

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    BTW I'm going to send more nasty e-mails if that walkthrough isn't finished. Scumbag.

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    I was clearly a disturbed child

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeppelin View Post
    I was clearly a disturbed child
    No mere child could've concocted something to devious, evil and full of random jibba jabba.

    Quote Originally Posted by zeppelin
    Get on the frigging airship already, loser. Haven't you figured out the drill by now?
    Seriously. Would completing the shrine require.. AID? From.. like, another staffer or just some volunteering drones? :o

    (DUH, fund a wiki.)
    Last edited by Mabatsekker; 05-14-2009 at 07:57 AM.
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    I noticed something strange when looking at the walkthrough index. I never linked the Cyan's Dream chapter. Actually, I wrote that many years ago, but I never linked to it on the index, however you could always find it if you hit "Next Part" in the 11th chapter. If you've never read it, you can go read it now. I know it's not much, but it's something!

    http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s...gh/index.shtml

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    I made reference to it in the first post I made in the thread, actually. :D I love the X-Zone strategy, too; I figured that out by total fluke, like "Man I hate this fight, lemme just cast X-Zone and see what happens."


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    I love the part where Zep goes apeshit about Edgar's comment on the turtle.

    Quote Originally Posted by Skankin' Garbage View Post
    "Man I hate this fight, lemme just cast X-Zone and see what happens."
    Haha, I did that too. It was such an annoying boss that I just started throwing whatever I had at random, and surprise, it just died. It took me a while to figure out I could do the same to everyone else.
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    I'm so reading that walkthrough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeppelin View Post
    I noticed something strange when looking at the walkthrough index. I never linked the Cyan's Dream chapter. Actually, I wrote that many years ago, but I never linked to it on the index, however you could always find it if you hit "Next Part" in the 11th chapter.
    It says special defense/weakness on many, many foes. How do I tell if they're defenses or weaknesses? :I (I know, nitpicking, but..)

    MORE: Gogo has Relm's text all over his entry and Umaro has none ;( ((Umm, I guess Gogo is ranked #5 and Umaro is #8 on the Zepp-scale?))
    Last edited by Mabatsekker; 05-14-2009 at 12:35 PM.
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