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    Had enough excitement Infonick's Avatar
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    And the winner is...

    GameCube!

    http://www.ryoni.com/news/124/ARTICL...005-01-19.html

    Funny little clip, but still quite impressive.
    Who's pencil sharpener is this?

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    "redirection limit for this URL exceeded".

    Any mirrors?

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    Had enough excitement Infonick's Avatar
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    Strange, I had no problems loading it again, but here is a link to the clip.

    http://ryoni.com/media/testconsolas.wmv
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    For the Light, Bitch. Izlude1984's Avatar
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    I knew it.
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    Yeeesh. Abuse much?

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    Weeee!

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    Lame. I also don't like the girl very much. Why do I get the impression that this was all some video game freak's idea of S&M?
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    Ah Morgan Web, every gamers dream woman

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    I saw that when they aired it on that evil TV station that is not worth watching anymore.
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    Weird, but in the last test, the gamecube forgot it's system settings. I wonder why. It remembered them after being beaten before.

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    The sword that cleaves huzzah! Pierson's Avatar
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    Actyally the system is fucked because it goes straight to the menu and skips out the opening animation, signifying hard disk failure. It's just as broke as the other two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devillion
    Cool, aside from the corny russian chick.
    I think she's German.

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    I almost laughed when the xbox didn't go flying like the GC did from the sledgehammer. Took an old joke and made it funny again, even if it was a one-shotter.

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    Had enough excitement Infonick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by IonMage
    I almost laughed when the xbox didn't go flying like the GC did from the sledgehammer. Took an old joke and made it funny again, even if it was a one-shotter.
    Yeah, I laughed at that too. I'm just impressed by the amount of abuse the GC and XBOX were able to take. Like the GC had the top all fucked up and crooked and still worked.
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    I saw that. TI was probably the Xbox's weight that didn't make it go far when it and that screwed it over in "The Demon Drop".

    ... and I really think that the minty after taste is quite pleasant

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    But, IMHO, it seems to make the most sense, since the GC is designed for a younger, less mature audience... and one less likely to value the worth of such devices.

    Stress testing would have to be one of Nintendo's agendas.
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    She doesn't really have that heavy german accent, it's faked for some kind of weird effect with the lab coat and all that jazz.
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    Awful actor.

    But it only proves that Nintendo hardware is always the most durable.
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    I totally dig the girl... I'm into that stuff...
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    That clip ... disturbed me.
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    I expected them to do more damage to the consoles. What a rip off!

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    That was odd. I would have expected all three of them to have taken less damage then what they actually did.
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