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    Carefree Bomb Swift Kid's Avatar
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    Your Pick Up Lines!

    Here are some of mine:
    Can I borrow your cell phone, because I need to call Heaven and tell God he's missing an angel

    If I could change the alphabet, I'd but I and U together

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first

    You're so sweet you put Hershey out of business

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    im blazed Sorcerer's Avatar
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    Pickup lines don't work. So I don't use them.
    Still, to adorn his humble youth,
    Nor wealth nor birth their treasures yield;
    But he who seeks the flowers of truth,
    Must quit the garden for the field.

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    Carefree Bomb Swift Kid's Avatar
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    Not saying that they work, but just post some of your favorites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift Kid
    Your pickup lines
    suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by www.bash.org
    <Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silhouette2
    Quote Originally Posted by Silhouette2
    And although it seems inferior to reading, you can, of course, see the plays acted, whether on stage or screen, although I've personally never seen a stage presentation of a Shakespeare.
    You're a fucking fag.

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    im blazed Sorcerer's Avatar
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    My favorites would be the ones that work; since none of them do, I have no favorites.
    Still, to adorn his humble youth,
    Nor wealth nor birth their treasures yield;
    But he who seeks the flowers of truth,
    Must quit the garden for the field.

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    Sun of San Sebastian Cala's Avatar
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    TD wins.
    Quote Originally Posted by Silhouette2
    Quote Originally Posted by Silhouette2
    And although it seems inferior to reading, you can, of course, see the plays acted, whether on stage or screen, although I've personally never seen a stage presentation of a Shakespeare.
    You're a fucking fag.

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    A fascination with masked men. Evangelion's Avatar
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    I have many favorites.

    "hey why don't we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide my legs and multiply?"

    "Let's play house; you be the door and I'll bang you all day."

    "Why is a man so smart during sex? Because he's plugged into me"

    And my all time favorite, "Lay me down you sexy texan and drill me for oil!"

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    Are you ready... Let's rock! Heaven's Soldier's Avatar
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    I've never been a fan of using chat up lines. If I want a girl to notice me, a cheesy little line just isn't my style.
    He returns, like a phoenix, rising from the ashes...



    ...with DRILLS everywhere!

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    The internet has left me in dispair! demigod's Avatar
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    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
    What sig?

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    From BN Arcives and Cross Rhythms Rimmaramma:
    To Nutty Nat (for when she visted Manchester) (Nutty Nat is the Assistant on Cross Rhythms)

    "So how my mad town like?"

    Big Nutter
    Mike Rimmer Made a Mess of it. It was the delivery.

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    The last week of school I just asked some of the girls in my class if they wanted to give me a bj... and suprisingly it worked!

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    Worlds worst pickup line:

    "Hey baby...how 'bout I show you my lightsaber and take you to the dark side?"

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    I always thought How do you like your eggs, fertilized? was pretty bad.

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    マホの探偵 Cless Alvein's Avatar
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    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
    ロウレット ロウレット

    ウ~ マホッ!
    ロ-ルケ-キサンデ- サンドイッチマンデ- 気分次第でいい
    期待半分 率イ-ブン 明日はこれから
    ネコとか (あれ!) すすきが (あれ!)
    手まねきしてる
    何もない (あれ!?) つまんない (あれ!?)
    今日はさよなら!
    まわるまわってく (アイ ヤイ ヤ!)
    わたしが太陽 (アイ ヤイ ヤ!)
    まわるまわってく (アイ ヤイ ヤ!)
    緑の電車も (在来線!)
    まわるまわってく (アイ ヤイ ヤ!)
    グルグルまわってく
    宇宙も 感星も ル-レットシアタ-
    あれ?
    Roulette Roulette

    Ooh~ Maho!
    Rollcake Sunday, sandwich Monday, depends on the feeling
    Expectations are half, odds are even, tomorrow's just begun
    Cats (Olé!) and silver grass (Olé!)
    Are beckoning
    Nothing to do (Olé!?), it's so boring (Olé!?)
    Good-bye for today!
    Going 'round and 'round (Aye aye yah!)
    I am the sun (Aye aye yah!)
    Going 'round and 'round (Aye aye yah!)
    Like the green train (Service line!)
    Going 'round and 'round (Aye aye yah!)
    Going in circles
    The orbit of stars and planets is a roulette theatre
    Olé?

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    I LIKE YOU

    Haruhi <3

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    Viva la nebolution! Nebagram's Avatar
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    "SUCK ME, BEAUTFIUL!!!!" :-D

    success rate: about 2/26 and neither of them was me (me and my mates take it in turns with that line). :-(

    Also:

    "ARE YOU UP FOR IT!?"

    success rate: a big fat zero, which is kind of disappointing, really.

    TMBSWOOHSTJTTTTTMCICGNRBTDMWPDMENOTATLKWAOIIW

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    My favourite pick-up line? "

    "Hi."

    It doesn't work. 8P

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    A fascination with masked men. Evangelion's Avatar
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    Oh I have another one.

    Will you sheath your sword into my scabbard?

    Only works on the samurai.

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    "Poteaux de M. Heavyfoot sur l'Internet" BlueMageOne's Avatar
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    Hey, i was just checking to see if your shirt was made in China, since i heard that in certain times of the year, China could be a lot like heaven, and if your shirt was made there, then you must be like where your shirt was made, well, more like heaven, and not china, since china isn't like heaven all the time.

    I wish you were a goat so we could have sex

    Do you like Cake?
    *wait for yes*
    So do I, lets copulate
    Change background to blue for best results.

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    People really use such lame excuses for catch phrases?

    But seeing almost all of you are single, it doesn't hurt to try.
    "Truly, if there is evil in this world, it lies within the heart of mankind."

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    "There are (random number) bones in the human body, want another?"

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    Warning very corny:

    You must be exothermic because you're really hot!
    When cities burn and armies turn,
    and flee in disarray.
    Cowards will cry 'tis best to fly
    and fight another day.
    But warriors know it in their marrow when they
    die and fall,
    It is better to have fought and lost than not to have fought at all.

    -Verse from the Talamactra.

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    I never use pick up lines. They're just lame. Mostly me and my friends joke about them. Here's one that came up: "You wanna go for some burgers and sex?" (wait for disgusted response) "What, you don't like burgers?"



    Hey, Dalton, you're from Toronto? Which part?
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    "I think my penis is broken."


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    'Hey baby. Let's do it.'

    Win.

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    How about just walking up to someone and kissing him/her full on

    it worked a few times for me..

    Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot

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    Oooh, ooh, my two favorite pick-up lines are!

    baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could be tangent to all your curves

    hey baby, I wish I were your integral so I could be the area under all your curves
    "You know, when a tomato grows out of your forehead, it gets you thinking. What do we know about anything? Life is just a big, wild, crazy tossed salad. But you don't eat it; no sir! You live it! Isn't it great? Isn't it great?" - The Tick

    "...In lieu of copulating he creates; in the circle of his influence conflict is stilled and the harmony of a profound peace established. He is able to love not only individuals of the opposite sex but all individuals, everything that breathes, in fact. This quiet sort of triumph strikes a chill in the heart of the ordinary man, for not only does it make him visualize the loss of his meagre sex life but the loss of passion itself, passion as he knows it. This sort of liberation, which smashes his thermometrical gauge of feeling, represents itself to him as a living death. The attainment of a love which is boundless and unfettered terrifies him for the very good reason that means the dissolution of his ego. He does not want to be freed for service, dedication and devotion to all mankind; he wants comfort, assurance and security, the enjoyment of his very limited powers. Incapable of surrender, he can never know the healing power of faith; and lacking faith he can never begin to know the meaning of love. He seeks release but not liberation, which is like saying that he prefers death instead of life."
    -Henry Miller, Obscenity and the Law of Reflection

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    WTF!
    i'm not totally sure what you're saying but it sounds cool anyway

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    It's a math joke.

    lim mark = 0
    time->0
    Quote Originally Posted by Charlemagne
    "I think my penis is broken."


    As for Science vs. Religion I’m issuing a restraining order. Science should stay 500 yards from religion at all times.

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    Lone wanderer in infinity Manus Dei's Avatar
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    Pickup lines are lame. Their only purpose is providing joke material.
    "By dreaming, we transcend and surpass simple life and the boundaries of time and space, touching the essence of eternity. Our dreams release us from the shackles of daily life and sometimes empower us to change reality."

    -- Memories of a Guardian


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