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    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    Just got through watching the MST3K'd version of Jack Frost (the finnish mythology film, not the psychopathic snowman one) and it was utterly terrible. Even Tom, Mike and Crow's commentary couldn't save this one from C Drive deletion. So what's the worst film you've ever seen?

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    Any of the Harry potter films.

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    Ooof that's harsh. I wouldn't say they were that bad.

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    That old Double Dragon movie. 'Twas an insult to the games it was based on.

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    Fear dot com.

    And the Harry Potter movies kick ass. Bite thine tongue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcerer
    Fear dot com.
    Wasn't that reviewed on SomethingAwful once? It looked pretty damned awful.

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    Two words: Forbbidden Zone

    not forbbidden planet, that rocked. Forbbidden Zone was made by Danny Elfmans brother. it was painful. It actually hurt to watch, like my body pain was in pain. you cant even find this movie. It was never in theater, and it was never mass produced. cuz it sucked, bad, really bad. maybe some day I'll get one of those data recorders and send it to you.

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    Either Chariman of the Board, Carpool, or Bats.

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    It's a three-way tie between three movies:

    1. Manos: The Hands of Fate

    2. Beast of Yucca Flats

    3. Any movie made for ABC Family or the Hallmark Channel.

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    Dungeons and Dragons.

    So bad!!
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    I think Go was the worst movie I've seen to date. At least I think that's what it was called.
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    Dark City - worst movie EVER!
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    Double Dragon, Street Fighter come to mind. I'm surprised no one's said Gigli.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinistral
    I'm surprised no one's said Gigli.
    It's probably because it got such bad reviews that no one actaully saw it.
    Who's pencil sharpener is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinistral
    Double Dragon, Street Fighter come to mind. I'm surprised no one's said Gigli.
    It is the worst movie you've ever SEEN, and I've never seen that one, or Titanic. I think both would get listed if I had though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infonick
    Mystery Science Theater 3000
    You mean MST3K itself, or the movies they review? :P

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    Species II. I was with a group of socially inept and nerdy fellows who badly wanted to see it and I had to go with them. This film was just disgusting.
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    Oh man, how can you say Dark City? that was such an excellent movie. Mystery Science Theater 3000 was just fucked up, and the fact I was partly drunk when I watched it doesn't help.

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    Yar, where did you find Manos? I've tried Kazaa'ing for both it and the MST'd version, but I've failed both times.


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    I'm surprised nobody said Blair Witch Project yet.

    That movie was a waste of my damned money.

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    Waking Life. The most pretentious movie I have ever seen.

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    I don't see many movies, but I was forced to see 'Cats & Dogs' with my brother for his birthday. Terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pierson
    Just got through watching the MST3K'd version of Jack Frost (the finnish mythology film, not the psychopathic snowman one) and it was utterly terrible. Even Tom, Mike and Crow's commentary couldn't save this one from C Drive deletion. So what's the worst film you've ever seen?
    Anything involving MST3K always involves a shitty movie. But for the worst movie, I'm talking waste of $8, nearly vomiting/contemplating suicide worst movie, I'd have to say...either anything involving Freddie Prinze Junior (She's All That = ) or Can't Hardly Wait. Teen movies are perhaps the biggest wastes of time, air, and life.
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