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    Here's your horoscope

    Aries: Tacos are not your friend. Avoid all Mexican restaurants, as they will lead to unhappiness. Instead, eat chinese.

    Taurus: You will be swallowed alive by Bahamut. Have a nice day!

    Gemini: Remember what Yoda says, "Begun the Clone War has."

    Cancer: Beware the toilet! All those dreams you've been having will come true, even the one about the cheese. You know which one I'm talking about.

    Leo: Rules are for losers. Remember that while you are being thrown into prison.

    Virgo: The stars predict that you will be trapped in a box of Corn Flakes.

    Libra: That strange guy that stares at you is really Bill Clinton in disguise. Destroy him, you must.

    Scorpio: Nothing will happen. Face it, you're just dull and boring.

    Sagittarius: You're not paranoid. Penguins can fly and they are out to destroy the world. Only you can stop them with your +50 Shoes of Stomping.

    Capricorn: You will die to your death. Don't ask.

    Aquarius: Your cat is really a top-secret spy. Don't neuter him, as it will lead to the gerbils overthrowing France.

    Pisces: When you find a million dollars, everyone will laugh at you, because it is only Monopoly money. Fool.

    Serpentarius: You have a fake Zodiac sign. You play too much FFTactics. Go outside once and awhile or you won't notice the destruction of Earth.

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    Okay- not only did you steal something (clearly), but you stole something that isn't even vaguely amusing.

    Where is it from?

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    Same idea, different horoscopes.

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    I don't have a cat... >_>
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    I don't like Monopoly anymore ;_;

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    I love tacos..
    Still, to adorn his humble youth,
    Nor wealth nor birth their treasures yield;
    But he who seeks the flowers of truth,
    Must quit the garden for the field.

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    I'M RICH! I'M RICH! At least, I think I am. I don't know my sign. :P
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    And although it seems inferior to reading, you can, of course, see the plays acted, whether on stage or screen, although I've personally never seen a stage presentation of a Shakespeare.
    You're a fucking fag.

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    Makes music with the bloops and bleeps and whatnot Kagato Toujou's Avatar
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    Those horrospoces were entirely inaccurate. Here's how it should be, according to one African American and partialy by some Canadians.




    Aries: You're gonna die.

    Taurus: You're gonna die.

    Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE!

    Cancer: You're not funny. No.

    Leo: You're gonna die.

    Virgo: You're gonna die soon, so go get some while you can.

    Libra: You're gonna die.

    Scorpio: You're gonna die fucking.

    Sagittarius: You're gonna die.

    Capricorn: You're gonna die.

    Aquarius: You're gonna die.

    Pisces: Same as previously stated.

    Serpentarius: You're gonna die. And a chocobo's going to get your crystal remains, and then die.
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    Chris Rock is so original:yipee:

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    There is no strange guy staring at me! And I am not going to die, I AM IMMORTAL!! So both are wrong.


    And Cala, you are a Capricorn, just so you know.
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    ...with DRILLS everywhere!

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    Bah, horoscopes never works anyway..


    ....


    *Screams and gets swallowed alive by Bahamut*
    *Bahamut get inhaled and swallowed by Kirby*

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    Well, they sort of make sense...I eat at least a bull a day . Although I'm not dull or boring.
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    Im not funny? ;_;

    AND HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CHEESE?!?
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    Originally posted by Kagato Toujou
    Those horrospoces were entirely inaccurate. Here's how it should be, according to one African American and partialy by some Canadians.

    Aries: You're gonna die.

    Taurus: You're gonna die.

    Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE!

    Cancer: You're not funny. No.

    Leo: You're gonna die.

    Virgo: You're gonna die soon, so go get some while you can.

    Libra: You're gonna die.

    Scorpio: You're gonna die fucking.

    Sagittarius: You're gonna die.

    Capricorn: You're gonna die.

    Aquarius: You're gonna die.

    Pisces: Same as previously stated.

    Serpentarius: You're gonna die. And a chocobo's going to get your crystal remains, and then die.


    Hehe, the Chris Rock thing was what I first thought about when I saw this post.

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    Originally posted by Trillian

    Hehe, the Chris Rock thing was what I first thought about when I saw this post.
    Ditto :P

    Oh. And I guess I'm going to die in English class. My teacher says things just like that. "Kill them till they're dead," "Die to your death," and such.
    majiwari shinayaka ni ochiru yami to tomo ni
    yoake tsugeru aria

    shiroi hada ni mau akai bara ni kuchizuke o
    unmei no toge ga mune o tsuranuki kokoro wo

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    Makes music with the bloops and bleeps and whatnot Kagato Toujou's Avatar
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    I just thought of something....

    September 1985....

    So if take this horoscope combined with the CHINESE horoscope...


    That makes me an Ox that never gets laid. And then dies.


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    Bahamut's cool enough for me to forgive him eating me.

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    I dont like chinese food...but if im gunna die anyway, ill try it...

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    Hm.... The clone wars are starting and I die twice? Is that possible?

    Hm.... The clone wars are starting and I die twice? Is that possible?



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