New fanfic quote:
"I am indeed a spy, milord, but not for the enemies of Mordor or the Master. Instead, I serve a different master, a group called the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. Milord, have you ever heard of 'fanfiction'?"
"Aye. A particularly odious form of sorcery, by all accounts."
"Yes. And have you heard of 'fangirls'?"
"They are but a legend! A fearful legend, but a legend nonetheless."
-Architeuthis of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum and High Nazgul of the Ringwraiths
From "Intelligence Briefs for the PPC: The Beginning" by Architeuthis
Originally Posted by darkling