Submit yer quotes!

[Weiila]

Okay, with the old one gone, this is the new thread for submitting fanfic quotes.

Ze rulez are:

1. Only quotes from fics in this archive, no outter sources.

2. Don't take a chunk of the most dramatic point of the story, ie a fullgrown spoiler (with that I mean the entire "The murderer is...!" part). Taking out one or two lines/things said can seldom do that though, so don't be too worried about it.

3. That's about it :)

[redshuriken]

"Oh, make me a man Quisty, PLEASE! You can whip me all night long!"

- Mantastic_Man/Irvine

"the day I can’t push Quisty’s buttons is the day Selphie chains me naked to the wall, do a strip tease in front of me and perform blatant sex acts upon my person!"

- Mantastic_Man/Irvine

"Using my kredit kard to purchase guardian forces on Ebay!! KURSE you all! "

- Ultimecia/Rinoa

"Welcome to the Balamb Garden Network" by Ashbear and Wayward Tempest

" YES!!! MY SWEET MEAT PRODUCT! YOU ARE MINE, ALL MINE!"

- Zell
"The FF Breakroom" by d_Galloway


"A God just told me to fuck myself"

- Scott

"On Earth as it is in Hell" by Caleb Nova

[Kaiser]

Yummy. This was fun. Found a new one...

booyaka_17>: Rinoa? Is that you?

Ultimecia>: heheh, yeah selphie its me.

booyaka_17>: OH DEAR HYNE IN HEAVEN THEY WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

Ultimecia>: huh?

booyaka_17>: THE WEBSITE!! ITS ALL TRUE!!! RINOA IS ULTIMECIA! Its so clear in a really bizarre twisted reasoning way to me now!!!

From "Welcome to the Balamb Garden Network" by Ashbear and Wayward Tempest.

[Weiila]

redshuriken, I know we said you shouldn't double post but it's alright when you're submitting stuff like quotes, otherwise it's hard for me to notice your updates :-)

Goddarn complicated, isn't it? :)

Anyway, keep those quotes coming!

[redshuriken]

Oh. Alright then. I just read so much sometimes I find lots of quotes and end up posting many many times. =)


"The only people I have on my side are the woman who accused me of murder, the guy who ordered my murder, and the asshole who actually tried to murder me. Oh yes, fate was laughing at this one."
- Rinoa
"Crimson Lies" by Ashbear

"When something bad happens, something good's around the

corner..."
- Selphie "Sunday's Child" by Lady Aliena


"I looked up and saw a shooting star… My first thought: ‘there goes another celestial mass into oblivion.’ "

"yeah; I liked her...and her skirt."

- Squall "Place in the World" by Ashbear


"while we are on the subject of rumors, let me dispel the Quistis one right now. She is one of my best friends. We do not hate each other, nor do we have catfights…in the shower . "

- Rinoa "Place in this World" by Ashbear

[BryanRPGer2]

This one's from one on this board....my own actually ;)

"Leave it to a mage to look a gift horse in the mouth"
---Carl the Shopkeeper

[Weiila]

Sorry Bryan, it needs to be from a fanfic :-) Good one anyway.

[GG Crono]

Here's a couple more from Knight of Spira...
(Hey, it's one of my fave fics ever, and I'm good friends with the author. :) )

A depressed looking Irvine then came into the room. Laguna decided he was going to need more scotch if he was going to keep playing counselor.

“How’d you let Wakka know you were interested in him?”

“I tried many methods. Finally I gave up and hit him in the head with a brick.”

“Really?”

Lulu laughed. “No, but believe me I did consider it.”
-Rikku and Lulu

[Bookbagninja]

Sorry Weiila, but as you and me both very well know, it would be VERY hard to pick out a short quote from this gem:

"She was expecting Impa to send her a champion, a warrior of unparalleled courage and skill, with sword and sorcery at his command..."

"And her every desire was fulfilled. I would not be, um, shall we say, living impaired, if thou were not all that she had expected."

"Yes... but she was expecting me to look more like the guy on the cover of the romance novel she was reading at the time. Phlavio or something like that."

"Ph-Phla-thou dost mean the muscle bound pirate king from the books I did grant her in her boredom? Tooled like a stallion, and with tresses unto a golden shower?"

"That's the one." I waited for Ganon's laughter to die down. And waited. Finally, I continued. "She was... polite about it, and everything. She wasn't too obvious about her dissapointment."

- My dearest Enemy - Archone




Soon, they were safely outside Tantagel Castle. With a quiet sigh, Nester carried Gwaelin through the halls of the construct, to the stairs. With a quiet sigh that was not quite a whimper, he began to churn his way up the stone steps, all the while carrying an a double armload of Princess.

- But Thou MUST! - Archone

[Weiila]

It's okay with longer quptes in these cases, Bookbag :) You are so right ;-)

[redshuriken]

“My name is Squall Leonheart. I am a person just like you. I’m not forty feet tall, I don’t breathe fire, I don’t eat breakfast and then go out and save the world every day. I snore, I drink too much coffee in the morning, and I can’t cook worth a damn. I’m just like anyone else. /.../"
- Squalls speech

"A Knight of Spira" by Refugee

“Irvine, you’re a genius! I take back all my bad thoughts about you.”

“Uh. Thanks, I guess.”

- Laguna to Irvine
"A Knight of Spira" by Refugee

"/.../ Somehow I thought the founding of our language would be grander than that.”

- Cid
"A Knight of Spira" by Refugee

[redshuriken]

Edea: We would recommend killing both of them, then feasting on their respective flesh. Whichever better conformed to your taste would be your choice.

Selphie: But then they’d both be dead.

Edea: Exactly our point. It’s a plan with no downside. A veritable win/win situation.

- "Scenes from a Parallel Universe" by Kaiser Von Almasy


"I am Uber SeeD! One and only!!"
- Zell "The Seven Souls" by Last Cataclysm

[Heaven's Soldier]

I think I might just have to put this one from SilverKnight's 'Hero of the Day' fic:

" “Kid,” he growled, “you musta made one *hell* of a crappy ninja, ‘cause ya can’t stay quiet worth *shit*.” " - Barret, talking to Yuffie

I don't know why but I just really like this line. Maybe 'casue I could just picture Barret actually saying at some time or another!!

[Weiila]

Thankies :)
I'll put in that quote once Hero of the Day is in the archive, Heaven :-)

[GG Crono]

And here's yet another quote from Knight of Spira. :)

“Quistis, after this is all over, let’s go get drunk. I‘ll even let you take advantage of me.” -Seifer

[Weiila]

*laughs* Oh yes, that's one's gold ^_^

[Pierson]

I owe this to Rin, cuz she's my sorceress

The joys of guarding a teenage summoner. The hormones flying around will kill me. Again.
-Auron

Unintentional by Rinoa Heartilly (now goes by Rin)

[Weiila]

Ah yeah, about that one Pierson, I already submitted that into the quote section myself. :-)

[Pierson]

Aww damn... I'll have to search for some more now...

[Weiila]

Well, you can't quote Bahamut screaming at Diablos in Diamond Dust either... already did that too :)

http://www.rpgclassics.com/Fanfics/quotes.shtml

[Pierson]

One of mine is there? Yay!:D I don't check the quotes section that often...

"It is perfectly fair, unless you want to raise an objection with the manager," Sephiroth said.
"Who's the manager?"
"My Masamune."
-Don't come into this Coffee Shop
by Akuo

[Weiila]

Now that one I can accept :)

[redshuriken]

Hero worship was like a rash or a bad rectal itch.
- Squall "On Earth as it is in Hell" by Caleb Nova

[SilverKnight]

>ego swells< I have to. :D

Ghaleon: (fills a cup and sips it, spitting it out seconds later) Gah! What horrid concoction is this supposed to be?!

Sephiroth: (sipping the punch) Whiskey.

Ghaleon: (aghast) I beg your pardon?

Sephiroth: Whiskey. The punch has been spiked with it. (glances over to Reno and Rude, who are staring their way and giggling amongst themselves) You've never heard of it?

Ghaleon: (indignantly) I most certainly have not! (pauses) ...What is it?

Sephiroth: (lips twitch up slightly in amusement) It's alcohol.

Ghaleon: (stares at the red liquid in his plastic cup) Is it like wine?

Sephiroth: It's close enough. (takes his cup and fills it up, handing it back to him)
--Mastermind Theater Episode 1: "Killing Time"

Xenobia: Uncultured swine!

Rufus: (eyes flaring in anger) Psycho-bitch!
--Mastermind Theater Episode 2: "Honor Among Thieves"

Reno: Hero-lover.

Phacia: (darkly) Drunken hillbilly.
--Mastermind Theater Episode 2: "Honor Among Thieves"

Rufus: (furrowing his brows) Hey, what ever happened to that "I want none" spiel you went on about?

Ghaleon: (sighing tiredly, rubbing the bridge of his nose with his slender fingers) I realize that such concepts as "patience" are lost upon you, so I'll be brief. I'm merely waiting for the right opportunity to arise to power.

Rufus: (keeping his gaze on his cards) Yeah, that's what all unemployed people say.
--Mastermind Theater Episode 2: "Honor Among Thieves"

>smiles< These have always been my favorite parts of any story I've written. Not sure why. >disappears<

[Weiila]

Oh yesh, good ones those too... :)

[Phoenix Valkyrie]

Same. SK is teh funny.

I've got to get the first two parts of my story uploaded so I can see what people think of it.

[Pierson]

(Phoenix, the one in your av would probably make a good quote if they accepted ones from Megatokyo)

Hmmm...

Galloway: Well, I guess you'll be sending Dan to kill us now.
Magus: Well, there's a problem with that. You see, we were only able to get you here during the actual game, so he's busy chasing a bunch of morons around.
Galloway: Really? Which scenario?
Magus: Uh, let's not make this difficult for the millions who haven't played Clock Tower, okay?
FF Break Room VIII
by D Galloway

[Weiila]

Ah yesh, the wonderful FF breakroom... ^_^ Loads of quotes in there I say :)

[GG Crono]

Okay, necroposting it may be, this thread needs to be bumped. I think Weiila would agree with me. (It probobly wouldn't be a bad idea to sticky it either, now that a couple of those have been cleared out.)


And BTW Weiila, you forgot to add this submission of mine.

Originally posted by GG Crono 4
“Quistis, after this is all over, let’s go get drunk. I‘ll even let you take advantage of me.” -Seifer


:hahaha;

[Pierson]

"Ha!" Locke said. "God is my lawyer!"
"With the charges against you, you'll need the lord."
"Ha!" Locke said "God is my lawyer!"
"You already said that."
"Ha!" Locke said "I'm not saying it again!"
"Like I care."
"Yes you do!" Locke said "Ha! God is my lawyer!"

Locke was taken to court and found guilty of 254 counts of patient abuse...He had pleaded "Innocent".

Well specifically he pleaded "Innocent because I was only doing what I say God told me to do!"

The World Goes To Hell And It's All Locke's Fault
by
Cody and Charles Farone

[Weiila]

Sorry GG, I'll remedy it in the next update. And good one, Pierson :)

[Yunabug]

"She turned around just in time to hear the minor eruption of Mt. Tidus."

Darkness Falls by -Pierson-

[Valkyrie Esker]

Umm... Technically, this is a necropost, but, frankly, I don't think it's enough of an issue to close this. I mean, at least you contributed. Just try to rememebr in the future, we don't like people reviving dead threads. Unelss they at least acknowledge they are.